AP True* History I Textbook
In the beginning, there was no gravity. Everyone could fly. That was how the largest buildings, like the pyramids and the taj mahal were built. However, the rats, who wanted to stop the spread of amazingness, used the only things that had gravity: apples. They orchestrated a plan to drop one on top of Issac Newton's head. The apple gave him gravity. This caused him to create the theory of gravity and because he spread the theory, he spread gravity. Gravity is actually the cause of death. Nowadays, it is transferred through vaccines.